you eat

You eat is the long version of yeet

You eat when you yeet

by anonymous October 21, 2020

eat the fish

cunnilingus

She asked him to eat the fish, and he did so, giving her an orgasm.

by Ricky Penn December 11, 2013

eat bread

means "fuck you"

"eat bread Dgraf, you never shut up"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

eat asshole

What nishiniggs has for breakfast, lunch and dinner

nishiniggs-I like to lick pussy and eat asshole

by nishiniggs May 26, 2009

eat ring

basically telling someone to eat your ass.

Dale: "(Festivey) isnt a word you wierdo"

Carl then finds Festivey on Urban Dictionary, shows Dale and says:

"Eat ring (ass face)"

by CarlWalsh December 12, 2006

eat cereal

to put a funnel in someones ass with milk and frootloops and eat the cearal out of the ass till its all gone ( works better with big funnel )

Scott Alexander Stovell eat cereal on tim kerr and tim mulan all day and night

by hgfdh October 22, 2006

eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

by I am John Doe April 22, 2019