dong thong

a guy's thong

"yo man, you got some kinda underwear that'll cradle my dick?"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"

by cap'nkayjo August 2, 2008

The Long-Dong Grasshopper

When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.

I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.

by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009

Dong Blaster

The art of blasting someones dong off or completely anihilating it, mainly found on Counter Strike when someone crouches and shoots

Yea man i just got dong blasted.

George is the ultimate dong blaster.

by Pwning noobs July 23, 2008

dong hole

another name for the asshole

dude i slammed it in her dong hole last night

by kc22 July 16, 2007

Dong Bonger

A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot.

Jimmy is a dong bonger.

by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

dong meyers

A man with a large, curved penis.

Peter North has a brother named Barry North, and boy, does he have a dong meyers!

by Millini November 19, 2010

wrong dong soup

When someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. The woman procedes to give the man oral or vaginal pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.

mike "hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?"

frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"

mike "bummer man"

by benjaminFLAwats June 8, 2010