dude-mer

word referring to a person who you are friendly with, but may not actually know. Also 'mer' or 'chick-mer' for the gender specific.

Can refer to strangers.

" This guy was looking for you, dude-mer that works at the record store"

" Oh, you mean Steve. Sweet, thanks "

" No problem, man. Got a smoke? "

" Nah, ask chick-mer over there. "

by Anti-Kahn February 7, 2010

Dude McPwned

Dude McPwned: Meaning to pwn so amazingly bad or hard that it would be too much work to say dude you pwnd that guy and just say Dude McPwned

Guy 1: Your chick is a hoe man
Guy 2: Fuck you!
(Guy 2 beats guy 1's face off)
Guy 3: DUDE MCPWNED!!

by Shad0wZ July 4, 2010

Dude Fever

When a women/girl get sick over a dude/boyfriend. Just got dumped and can't get over it.

Is mary coming with us tonight !?
No, she's on her dude fever thing again

She got the dude fever

by Jeepy861 November 29, 2010

Dude Wut Status

Reaching a point in "high-ness" where you cannot focus on one person and nothing makes sense anymore.

We smoked five bowls and I was at Dude Wut Status.

by Deedles75 January 22, 2011

Dude You're a ninja!

The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.

A group of people are talking in a circle.

Person A walks behind everyone.

Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-

Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!

by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 26, 2011

Dude I have been Murray Browned

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.

Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

by SoheilP February 28, 2013

Dude-fuel

Semen

Dante, the gayest man alive, likes dude-fuel in his ass.

Hannah loves Dante's dude-fuel.

Dante wakes up every morning covered in dude-fuel, proceeds to go to the dude-fuel bar for his next fill, then collects dude fuel from all the local homeless men until he passes out in an alleyway after injecting meth-heroin. Rinse (only figuratively) and repeat.

by The Real Grigori Rasputin September 16, 2013