Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
Get the Douchebag Marchmug. An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
Get the Classic Rock Douchebagmug. J. K. Rowling is a complex douchebag because woke idiots imagine that "transwomen are men" is offensive
by ChChas of the island April 16, 2024
Get the complex douchebagmug. by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019
Get the Douchebagmug. by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024
Get the Douchebagmug. Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.
by A-ronYo September 17, 2021
Get the douchebagmug. by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
Get the Vampire Douchebagmug.