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Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
mugGet the Douchebag Marchmug.

Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
mugGet the Classic Rock Douchebagmug.

complex douchebag

A person who is a douchebag in your deluded imagination
J. K. Rowling is a complex douchebag because woke idiots imagine that "transwomen are men" is offensive
by ChChas of the island April 16, 2024
mugGet the complex douchebagmug.

Douchebag

Guy 1:Man that nigga Daniel a douchebag
Guy 2:ya his got that virgin stride
by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019
mugGet the Douchebagmug.

Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.
Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.
by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024
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douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.
Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.
by A-ronYo September 17, 2021
mugGet the douchebagmug.

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.
Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"
by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
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