Jihad a derkhead

Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.

why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?

by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Dork

A dork is the lowest member of the social food chain. Dorks have little if any friends, and always act in bizzare manners such as purposfully acting retarded or spastic.

If someone picks their nose and eats the snots, or farts and laughs at it, the individual is truly a dork.

by The Zebu November 20, 2003

Derk

1. A slang term Used in the place of penis.
2. An inside joke between the closest of friends

"I love derk!" or "that guy has a huge derk!"

by NickGibsonBitch September 5, 2008

Dork girl

A female dork.

A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.

A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Couple Dork

Someone who is so obsessed with their significant other that all they do is talk about them, and seem to be less of a functioning person when not around them. A sure fire sign that someone is a couple dork is that they are always texting/talking to them, frequently show off PDA and have a disgusting number of inside jokes with them that no one else understands. These people are normally the bane of a single, lonely person's existence.

Jane: "Jamal, I love you so much. You complete me."
Jamal: "I love you too, babe."
Random bystander: "Get a room. You guys are such couple dorks."

by A knowing individual June 22, 2010

dork

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Natally is definately the biggest dork in the world!

by cracker jack sam January 27, 2007