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Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
by tilespace October 4, 2010
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The 404 curse

If you have the jacob you get 0 bitches and are a total nerd
hey u hear about jacob?
no, what?
he's got The 404 curse
by Paradox12_ July 21, 2024
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The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.
The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!
by breanie1812 April 24, 2024
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Peyton's curse

Running around in call of duty and then being cross map naded
Me: GET PEYTON'S CURSE OFF OF ME I GOT CROSS MAPPED BY A NADE!!
Peyton: *Laughs*
by Ache431 October 14, 2020
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Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022
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Kavi's Curse

Kavi's Curse, anyone who gets close to a person named Kavi when he coughs contracts a horrible Curse that makes them die a few days later. This Curse is activated if an individual makes Kavi laugh. A cure is possible the person must eat atleast 3 grams of crackers.
I contracted Kavi's Curse.. I don't know how much time I have left. I gotta look for crackers...
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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The Harry Curse

Whenever Harold Lewis opens his mouth, doom befalls Sidemen FC.
Harry: Nah boys we got this we in the lead
Simon: we're fucked "The Harry Curse" is gonna happen
by snoxmy July 26, 2021
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