insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.

Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!

by tech4life February 26, 2017

Bourgeois Curse

Being born with a oddly shaped round head.

-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."

by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017

thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)

John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse

by CrystalTearing66 September 16, 2017

Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.

Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.

by The X God Dosia May 5, 2018

colgin curse

This devastating spell is cast upon an individual who is found attractive by many, but can never seem to reciprocate the feelings. Though the spell-bound individual has a kind heart (ish), they yearn for people who will never feel the same way. All they need is a prince or princess to break the curse....

Back at it again with the Colgin Curse!

by indianbeaut123 May 28, 2018

the Curse of the Bit

It's the curse one gets when being in the same server as 8-bit. It is when one is near leveling up in the game 'Overwatch' but can't because he/she is missing the required Experience Point amount which is 20.000 with 1000 points or less. The Curse happens at random.

A: OMG I NEED ONLY 200 POINTS TO LEVEL UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...

by dayvidcafe October 10, 2018

The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.

"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)

by Party Tony October 19, 2018