Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 08, 2019

Cuddle month

In November its national cuddle with your friend month. Cuddle with your friend.

Boy: hey It’s cuddle month
Girl : yes i know

by Karitas October 31, 2019

terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it

She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.

by UhhhOhNo July 10, 2012

Cuddle Bear

The one who means the most to you. A very sweet cuddly man. The only one you want to cuddle with you. A very deep term of endearment.

Omg! He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s going to be my cuddle bear.

by kennclie August 26, 2019

Cuddle-cuck

A person who watches while two people cuddle.

You stand in the closet and be a good cuddle-cuck while we do a cuddle puddle.

by Totsogtfout March 29, 2024

Nose cuddles

Invented by Keith Hansen, nose cuddles are the act of hugging one’s nose with your own nose by touching noses.

I melted his heart with my nose cuddles.

by Nixsey September 13, 2020

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight February 20, 2016