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Tina's Cookies

You take a shit onto a cookie pan. You roll out the shit with your dick. You then cut the shit into different shapes using cookie cutters. Bake in the oven. When you take the cookies out of the oven, sprinkle them with jizz for a tasty frosting.
Yeah i just made some of Tina's Cookies they should still be warm.
by HotMama243 June 16, 2010
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Cookie Monster

An obvious junkie. One whose addition is so far gone that he or she cannot focus his or her eyes or consume the addictive substance properly. Often seen throwing cookies at their own faces, crumbling them up in their mouths and not swallowing or babbling incoherrently or both. Looks dazed, blue and cross-eyed.
C is for cookie and that's good enough for me ~Cookie Monster of Sesame Street reveals his tragic obsession.
by CrazyLock March 24, 2005
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Cookie dough

Guy1: Yo that chicks fine but she's cookie dough!
Guy2: Yep, fun to eat and spread on a sheet, but she aint done yet.
by Aeacus Letum December 25, 2005
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Cookie Wookie

Unkempt hair of a lady's pudendum.
I pulled her panties down to discover a jungle of pubic hair that resembled chewbacca. It was a certifiable cookie wookie.
by jonogibbo July 10, 2011
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wolf cookie

when you fuck a girls ass and she sucks your dick after.
if i only had a picture of it lol
by skyler rips! January 26, 2005
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Jesus Cookie

A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.
I saw Bob rubbing his Jesus Cookie. It was hot.
by dgw November 24, 2007
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Man cookies

Any cookies made with nuts.
"I'm going to make cookies! Man cookies!"

"Man cookies?"

"Yes, dear. Cookies with nuts."
by iswm July 22, 2003
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