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What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny
Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!
by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003
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Corked bat

An erection made hard with the help of Viagra. You can be drunk and full of pills and still fuck if you are swingib with a corked bat
I was fucked up drunk and on percocets but I could still lay pipe cause I was swinging with a corked bat.
by Jacky Treehorn June 16, 2003
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Cocked up

A bitch who can't help but have atleast 4 dick different dicks up her a day
Man, Jane cunt help but be a cocked up slut
by TacoBenda November 6, 2014
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Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
by BeastMode1987 October 18, 2019
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crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.
man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness
by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003
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half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.
I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked
by C&B Connection June 21, 2006
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choked out

When smokin' marijuana it makes you choke..many stoners call it choked out because they get high that way..BLAZE ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!
choked out
by vEM1 April 22, 2009
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