computer

A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.

Look at that computer, he is so smart!

by pseudonymousme January 31, 2017

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computex

The biggest gathering every year that people who don't care about computers suddenly want to know about.

I can't believe I didn't realize the name Computex amalgamated Computer and Expo in one word and now I feel silly.

by fire-liability May 30, 2017

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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

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When you are eating out your partner's anus, said partner sharts in your mouth. This triggers your gag reflex, but due to your positioning all the puke shoots into your partner's rectum. Your partner is shocked by this, and proceeds to clench their anus, shooting all your puke back into mouth in a burning, muddy, runny mixture. This triggers more puke, and thus the cycle repeats.

"I was giving Maddie a rim job last night, and things went south quick once it turned into a Compton shuttle!"

by ERICISMCLOVIN September 20, 2017

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