Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.

If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

Chappaqua

A town in Northern Westchester County, NY. This place is probably the worst area in the ENTIRE United States to call home...even worse than Alabama where there are probably like inbred cannibal attacks daily. The place is about 99.9% jewish and its because of this that a law should be implemented in the near future restricting too many jews to live in the same community. The high school (Horace Greeley) is a cesspit of fake ass kids whos cars sitting in the senior lot combined probably cost more than the construction of the whole school put together, if not more. When kids go off to college, if there like me, make WAY better friends at school, and then when they are forced to come home for breaks basically use whichever "friends" they had from high school so that they don't die of utter boredom. Every botox and plastic surgery ridden slut mom in this town uses their kids as accessories and couldn't give a flying fuck if they went off and got shitfaced drunk and went and got mowed down by a car or bus...they'd just go to their husbands (or affairs, which is JUST as likely) and make another child toy to accompany their designer bags. If a hydrogen bomb were to be dropped on this dump of a town today, the ENTIRE WORLD would benefit.

no "example" could possibly relate to Chappaqua. Even having chronic diarrhea, anal fissures, cancer and AIDS is not as bad as living here!

by whatismylife7 June 14, 2011

chopped

to get hit on

i was chopped today by some ugly ass guy

by gurl who knows what chopped means August 7, 2003

Chappaqua

Chappaqua is a town in Northern Westchester, New York. The majority of the town is rich, Jewish, and stuckup. It is, perhaps, the worst place in the United States other than North Dakota. Everyone feels they have the need to know everyone elses business, and then feel the need to make sure everyone else knows as well. The "town" has nothing to do other than eat pizza, drink coffee, and walk around aimlessly...and the "town" is the only actual place in Chappaqua.

Chappaqua sucks more than anywhere in the world. I would rather live in Rwanda.

by Chappaqua Resident August 16, 2006

whippy choppy

1. an unkown canned food that looks like mashed up chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, jojos, onion rings, and rolls

2. a sex position in which the partners are floating in the air while fucking eachother!

3. a term for idiotic entertainment... if said in an old mans voice while holding a thin stick that sounds somewhat a whip when swung... it's sure to get a laugh and probably cause somebody to piss their pants.

4. a curse word to use when you are taking care of a fake baby with a computer in it's back when it cries.

5. another word for a fucked up hairdo

6. a kick ass dance move mostly seen at private raves

7. a sport in which players get in zipped up sleeping bags and beat the shit out of eachother while completely blind!

8. a kick ass sword/whip used in war

9. the type of movie in which you laugh so hard you shit your pants

10. the kind of website that your friends send you a link to and you have no clue what it is... and it ends up being porno

11. an island that looks like a penis

12. a term coughed during work when you are talking about your boss and he's standing right behind your best friend!

13. a term used for a celebrity that is such a poser and is so fucking stupid

14. a type of drug in which you inhale to make you feel like you're having an endless orgasm or can make you feel like you're in a kill bill movie ready to chop everybody's limbs off!"

15. an article of clothing that is worn up the ass crack and over the shoulders..... ???

16. a shitty old beat up car

1. "HEY WOMAN, MAKE ME A CAN OF GOD DAM WHIPPY CHOPPY!"

2. "We're gonna have to have sex in space in order to perform the whippy choppy.

3. "WHEN WILL THE GOD DAMN WHIPPY CHOPPY BE READY?.... GLADUS!?.... YOU BITCH ANSWER ME!!!"

4. "WHIPPY CHOPPY!!!... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMBASS BABY!"

5. "GOD DAMNIT... YOUR HAIR IS SO FUCKING WHIPPY CHOPPY"

6. "OMG..... he's doing the whippy choppy..... all that pelvic thrusting really turns me on!"

7. "I'M THE MASTER AT WHIPPY CHOPPY! I'D WHOOP YOUR ASS!"

8. "OH GOD, WE'RE SCREWED UP THE ASS... THEY HAVE A SWORD THAT TURNS INTO A WHIP... RUN FUCKING RUN!"

9. "HAHAHAHAHAHA...... omg guys i think i shit my pants"

10. "What is this guys?...... OMFG....THAT CHICK IS DOING A HORSE!"

11. "HAHA.... I LIVE ON A GIANT PENIS!"

12. "...*cough* WHIPPY CHOPPY *cough*..."

13. "omfg.... barney is so fucking whippy choppy!"

14. "HEY CAN YOU PASS THAT WHIPPY CHOPPY OVER HERE?...I'M READY TO WHOOPS SOME ASS AND FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING SOME ASS!"

15. "THIS WHIPPY CHOPPY IS GIVING ME DIAPER RASH!"

16. "ummmm i think the frame just fell off your car..... yeah...."

by Luke-A-Licious April 25, 2005

Chipped

To have a computer chip embedded in your brain, directing your thoughts; under government control.

I've been chipped and now I can't think for myself.

by dgldjljf September 23, 2011

chippie

A secret, side addiction to heroin. Not fully developed because the addict is still functional.

I had a ten grand a week chippie, but went to work everyday, beeotch. Now that's hardcore.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005