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chocolate road

Man: "Honey, let's try anal sex."

Woman: "Don't think about taking the chocolate road!"
by thread-in-a-rug August 29, 2009
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Chocolate Smoothie

To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.
Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.
by S. B. Hood Money September 19, 2009
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Chocolate Volcanoe

An eventually that could arise fromengaging in anal sex with a man or woman. If the woman or man receiving defecates whilst their partner is inside them, the excretion could travel up the mans urethral opening (penis hole).

The said male could then ejaculate his partners excretion thus forming a chocolate volcanoe.
Sam fucked his girlfriend and she gave him a chocolate volcanoe.
by Sma korc October 5, 2009
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Team No Chocolate

Refusing to do any sort of sexual or intimate act with African American Females. Any race can be on TNC including and very often Black Males.
"Dude you should go fuck Shaniqua"
"Nah man Team No Chocolate"
by Team No Chocolate Captain October 14, 2011
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Chocolate Charm

When exposed to someone with Chocolate Charm for short periods of time they seem like a really sweet person to hang around with; cool, funny, and generally amusing, yet this can be deceptive. When spending a longer amount of time with this individual their personality slowly starts to irritate you, progressing into full blown infuriation.

In the same way that chocolate in small doses in quite enjoyable, but if you binge on the stuff it can make you feel really sick.
Jay: Snoogens my biatch, yo that Brodie is one muthafukin' funny dood. He cracks a brother up!!!
Silent Bob: Yo man you wanna watch out for that guy, he has got a serious Chocolate Charm...... Did I ever tell you the story about that Amy girl?
Jay: SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KEEP LICKING MY BALLS!!!!
by Your birth father December 25, 2008
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chocolate scrunchie

anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity.
"ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd like to ravage his chocolate scrunchie"
by masturvator March 2, 2008
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chocolate cocaine

a black man that has the ability to provide great sex that a female becomes addicted
Keyshia Evrin novel "Torn" the character Boss was Mo's chocolate cocaine.
by sexymakeda August 11, 2008
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