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Chronically Online

"Man Emily is so chronically online"
by Folklore, Evermore September 3, 2023
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Chronicles of Gnarnia

(noun, plural)

Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.

Not just any events, however - said events must be:

-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"

Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Brian: that was a crazy show last night!

Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.

Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah

Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.

Brian: lol already on it

Rob: shred the gnar
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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Chronicbate

The act of chronicly masterbating while hanging upside down on monkey bars smoking bubbonic chronic marijuana.
Do not txt and chronicbate!
by Chuck Reins September 24, 2023
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Chaotic enby energy

The energy a chaotic enby (Non-binary) person gives.
Yo Fern was giving chaotic enby energy when he was jumping up and down
by 101 13375934|< October 23, 2023
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chronic strap lover

A chronic strap lover is someone who loves to take strap, And they do it with no hesitation.
girl : “Toni is a chronic strap lover”
Toni : “I am, and I do it without any hesitation
by ToniNovis January 6, 2024
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Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD)

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.
"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"
by Tobbis January 17, 2024
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Chronic Myspace user

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user
by spngbb99 December 7, 2023
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