Ass-canker

A nasty female/male your son/daughter is currently dating that has a bunch of unkept kids, will not work, lives to beg for help on any social media and rides the welfare system instead of doing anything to help themselves. This is just nasty, vile and no class or tact at all.

Jordans new g/f amber is an ass-canker.

by Lilmizdiz September 26, 2021

anchor-clanker

An old seamean

A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

anchor-clanker

seaman

A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

straight clankin dangerous

Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril

Man I was out by the coast straight clankin dangerous as Sugar kited 50 enemies

by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022

Penola Canka

Lumps on the penis which don't hurt or itch amd have been verified as non cancerous.

A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.

But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.

Dude I was scared. Lumps started forming on my little man. Anyway I went to the doctor, about 3 months later because I was nervous.

They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.

Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.

Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.

Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win

Penola Canka

by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

dumbass clanker

a b1 battle droid that is so vastly inferior in processing power due to being an older model connected to a core ship. this causes them to be so autistic that they sexplode.

clone 1: do you remeber that dumbass clanker yesterday?
clone 2: yeah it was a fuckin moron
THE END

by pissonmyballs November 13, 2023

Dirty clanker

Derogatory name for a older droid; typically used by newer droids.

"this is how you cut a droid cake"
"Shut your dirty clanker ass up"

by seththesavagekid July 11, 2025