Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder

The compulsion to CC your boss or colleagues on every damn email you send!

The sufferer usually will usually tell you they do it to keep their boss "in the loop" but mostly it's just to prove they're working.

Commonly known as OCCD.

Why do I have 50 fucking emails from you today? Get your Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder under control or I'll disable your email account.

by MaxVegas July 31, 2012

The Carbon Cycle

The Carbon Cycle is probably better known as The Circle of Life. Since it is a continuous cycle, there is really no beginning of the cycle but we will start with the plants.

First the plants absorb carbon from the air through their leaves.
Then herbivores eat the plants and the plants give a percentage of their energy and their carbon to the herbivore.
Next carnivores eat the herbivores and that passes along energy and carbon as well.
Finally the carnivore dies, decomposes, and the carbon returns to the soil that eventually grows grass and other plants.

The atmosphere receives carbon from various sources but here are a couple:
- Burned fossil fuels.
- When animals exhale. (Including humans.)
- Believe it or not, volcanoes!
- Plant respiration. (When Plants "breathe" in, they also inhale oxygen so they exhale a portion of carbon dioxide.)

Grass absorbs carbon through leaves. Rabbit eats grass. Fox eats rabbit. Fox eventually dies, decomposes, and becomes soil. Soil grows new grass. That is the Carbon Cycle.

by IceHockey1835 December 16, 2014

milk carton booty

When the booty on a girl is so flat, it looks like it went missing.

Guy 1:”damn. Look at her booty. It’s so flat”
Guy 2:” yeah. She has milk carton booty”

by Boom343 June 16, 2018

Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.

I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.

by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018

Carsonian Humor

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

Dylan Carlson

Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.

"That Earth Show last night was Great,Dylan Carlson is a true master of his art"

by acrookedaxis84 March 19, 2009

empty egg carton

a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.

A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around

by user23451 January 18, 2020