Canadian Thanksgiving

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum

My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.

by Dictionarium_Jack February 5, 2021

Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone

Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.

by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023

canadian harvest

When a man has sex with his wife, outside, in the field, while on his tractor, at night.

If you're having trouble finding him, he can often be found at home, having himself a Canadian Harvest

by Sudo_name November 16, 2017

canadian stuffing

When your Canadian friend's mom slaves over a lavish basted Goose roast for all her sons friends (her lovers) then picks a random ass to shove it bulb-deep without washing it.

Yo! Canadian Thanksgiving was wild at the Hiro household. Too bad my ass drew the short straw for the Canadian Stuffing!

by Inglorious Face May 9, 2023

Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019

Canadian lipstick

When you have sex during period and after she sucks you

A Canadian Lipstick is the fastest way to refresh your make up after a sexual encounter

by RudeGnappo June 8, 2020