cheese and rice 

This is a less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ"

It originated with the movie 'The Faculty'. In the real version, one of the characters exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" but in the edited TV version, they had it changed to "Cheese and rice!"

Guy #1: Aliens landed on Earth!
Guy #2: Cheese and rice!

cheese and rice by crowdish November 15, 2003

Cheese lord 

Anyone who has an mass consumption of cheese, who loves cheese in a thousand different ways and can go on for hours about how much they love cheese, also someone who seizes life and is getting the most out of life weather it be smelling the flowers or taking the time to see the true beauty of just being alive. The best of the best and lord of the cheese meaning a person who knows the world and has it almost figured out.

Max is such a cheese lord he never lets life get him down, i wish i had his outlook. This picnic is such a letdown i wish there was a cheese lord who could have spared us this lousy pick of snacks. With the cheese lord at the helm were sure to win the fight.

Cheese lord by lauthwa June 20, 2010

cheese milk 

When you are lazy and you have a big hunk of cheese then it rots and rots and get pushed to the back of the fridge, where is pulverized and mashed into a fine smoothie of rotten cheese or Cheese Milk

Kid: Dad wheres the cheese you bought a year ago.

Dad: Im sorry son, It turned into cheese milk and ruined the fridge

cheese milk by hudchizons January 19, 2016

Cheese Kimbap 

A phrase that Sana from TWICE has said

Jeongyeon: "Chee"
Sana: "Chee"
Jeongyeon: "Seu"
Sana: "Seu"
Jeongyeon: "Kim"
Sana: "Cheese Kimbap"

Cheese Kimbap by yesyesyesyesyes123 October 13, 2019

cheese dick 

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

cheese dick by The Prospect April 30, 2008

Cheese weasel 

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

Cheese weasel by Mrurbandictinary May 13, 2016

Cheese Dream 

A strange dream that occurs due to mass consumption of cheese or other dairy product before going into a deep sleep.

Dave - I had the nastiest cheese dream last night. I was being chased by gorrillas because I was a giant banana. Then i killed then with gum and a stapler.

Gav - What an outrageous cheese dream.

Cheese Dream by Gary101 April 30, 2008