Mud Baby

An individual comprised of human genetics and fecal matter. Also known as a "Piece of Shit!"

Conception was achieved with one egg, one sperm, and fecal bacteria. This is most commonly the result of intercourse involving a poop dick, but can also happen following a cum slide where shizz enters the vaginal cavity during ovulation.

That is one ugly ass mud baby.

by Artkyver13 February 20, 2019

Mud Blood

Mudblood is a highly derogatory term for a Muggle-born wizard or witch. It is also a racial slur to black witches and wizards commonly known to muggles as the "N-word". Draco Malfoy is guilty of dropping the "M-word" a bunch of times in the books.

The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. ‘No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mud blood,’ he spat.

by Smith McCool January 4, 2019

Mud run

The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.

Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

Mud Dog

The act of receiving Anal then performing Oral.

"Yea, the bitch had a nasty face. Looked like she just tasted her first Mud Dog."

Trent: "Joe how was the date last night man?"

Joe: "I think it went well we went out for corn dogs and she was still hungry so I took her home, and tossed her the old Mud Dog".

by Trent & Joe November 27, 2007

Mud-plugger

1. A white man who dates only black women.

2. A white male who lowers his standards and slums with a black hoe.

Ralph is suck a mud-plugger because he only dates skanky nappy headed black hoes!

by Daddy Spiel May 5, 2011

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008