When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake
by GMD68048 March 18, 2011
Get the Texas Spicy Burrito mug.When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)
Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
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by The Pirate of Pissants April 9, 2006
Get the burrito mug.When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.
Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010
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by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007
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When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.
by MassWorder May 1, 2010
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