Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.

My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night

by Rob_uk April 28, 2006

Bum Doo Bum Doowa

Bum Doo Bum Bum Doowa Bum Doo Bum Doowa.
Song In My Singing Monsters Plant Island.

Hey Guys You Guys Heard That Song That Goes, Bum Doo Bum Doowa

by ThisIsTheBearerOfWords December 16, 2022

Egg In A Bum

similar egg in a nest and egg in a bun but the said person has homosexual tendencies

cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 3, 2007

Lambrini Bum

Pissing out of your arse the morning after consuming lambrini!!!

"i've got really bad lambrini bum this morning!"

by Neil30 February 18, 2007

bum squat

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...

Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.

by BS Fatonovich July 13, 2006

bum power

bum power noun smell of stale human excrement; Am. the unmistakable smell of days-old excrement originating from someone’s undergarments; mil. vul. the stench of fermented excrement originating from a military officer’s undergarments after an extended period of time in battle; the smell that accompanies “skid marks” (see definition for “skid mark”);

Sandy then asked "why does it always smell like ass when Sue leans over the table to talk to her bridge partner?"

Kendra quickly answered "oh! That's her bum power!!"

by Hershil McGilicuttihee January 14, 2008

Bum Plumber

Commonly used to describe a man (male) who demonstrates extrodinary skills in being gay (Homosexual).

Wow Rick you really are the gayest person I know, You Fucking Bum Plumber.

by BMOUNZ June 22, 2006