buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.

hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper

by papadoob March 19, 2009

Sausage buddies

It's like scissor sisters but with guys. Sausage buddies is another word for a gay, homo, or straight guy that haves sexual intercorse with another guy without being in a commited relationship.

Tom: Hey dude last night was fun.
Greg: Yea it was! We should definitely be sausage buddies.

by randomchip October 14, 2014

bumping buddy

Good friend you are having sex with.

I'd like you to meet K. She's my bumping buddy.

by Davidornado December 7, 2014

truck buddy

A friend with access to a truck who will haul stuff for you when the need arises, no strings attached.

I need a load of mulch for my flower garden. I'll call my truck buddy Brent to take me to the nursery to get it in his pick-up!

by hmcdesq December 17, 2014

Shelter Buddy

Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.

Dave was my Shelter Buddy in my school days. I miss him a lot

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 7, 2015

buddy-whisperer

One who's thirst has allowed him/her transcended the level of mortals and can sense the shape and size of dicks.

I saw that dudes bulge and knew exactly how big he was. Trust me on this i'm a buddy-whisperer

by Jahwatcher May 15, 2015

Twat buddy's

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015