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bro-rider

Opposite of a lowrider; a truck or SUV with a lift, usu. with mud kicker tires and SKIN, Fox, Metal Mulisha stickers etc. See: lifted truck
dick: Nice ricer fag, shits cash. Can you throw a fireball?
fag: Nice bro-rider dick- Hadoken!
by VirginKing November 30, 2009
mugGet the bro-ridermug.

Div-Bro

A dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.
Kira: May I have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.

Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?
by Najiramba March 4, 2011
mugGet the Div-Bromug.

Dang Bro

Noun: Someone who's incredibly ridiculous actions lead you to say, "Dang Bro!"

Adj: Something that is "legit" or awesome in a bad ass and shockingly offensive sort of way.
Noun- Mike is such a Dang Bro... I can't believe he shit in that trash can at Taco Bell.

Adj: That was quite the Dang Bro maneuver Adam just posted. (After he just passed 5 cars on the shoulder illegally.)
by Crazycam31 March 11, 2009
mugGet the Dang Bromug.

Bro-ner

A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."

"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"

"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
by KidIcarusss October 2, 2009
mugGet the Bro-nermug.

Bro Code

A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
Bro Code

#1: Bro's before Ho's.

#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
by diggdugg4 April 30, 2008
mugGet the Bro Codemug.

Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).
Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.
by MC Bengi May 22, 2013
mugGet the Bro jobmug.

bro cone

Bro #1: Yo man, what's with the snow cones at a bar?

Bro #2: No, those are bro cones! They'll get you fucked up!
by brosefusmaximus August 31, 2014
mugGet the bro conemug.

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