Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

by Puchley October 27, 2008

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011

honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.

I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.

by matt5000 June 27, 2010

scrotum boner

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.

When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

boner fiesta

1. A party in which all members circle jerk

2. An expression that is said when people go into a state of extreme pleasure or happiness

1. Hey guys! Lets all have a boner fiesta at Pat's house. I'll bring the vaseline.
2. BONER FIESTA!!!! I'm so happy that the Jets won the Superbowl!

by Pat's palace November 6, 2010