Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

by Puchley October 27, 2008

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012

Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts

'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017