Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

by Puchley October 27, 2008

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.

Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.

by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016