by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017
Get the Double Barrel Blowjobmug. According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
Get the Steak and Blowjob Daymug. I woke up last night to find Caroline giving me a π-time blowjob. It took me completely by surprise.
by Second Wind November 4, 2018
Get the π-time blowjobmug. Recieving oral sex while listening to Rush. Considered one of the greatest things a man can hope to experience in their lifetime. The cornerstone of every bucket list.
"Dude last night we started making out, I put on Chronicles, and the next thing I knew I was getting a Geddy Lee Blowjob. I came just as the keyboard solo in Tom Sawyer started... Man it was amazing"
by Teambuildingexercise99 June 26, 2012
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Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019
Get the The peanut butter blowjobmug. by MajorLeague55 April 3, 2015
Get the Blowjob Facemug. Store Clerk:Your new starter is gonna be $512.67 +Tax.
Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?
Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?
by bustasesh June 12, 2010
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