Blonde

Being blonde can be characterised as being very very stupid. This is funny to see, and to laugh at. Steph is the very definition of blonde, but we love her still

she gets things very very blonde

by Library3 February 11, 2009

The Blonde Mexican

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

by smartobarto March 28, 2008

dark blonde

Goth chick with blonde hair. These are a rarity as goth chicks usually prefer black or strange colors, but occassionally a platinum or pure white blonde goth chick is sighted.

Suzie Q Goth is such a dark blonde in her black cape and lipstick. She's no Marilyn Monroe.

by Elizabeth Purkrabek May 26, 2008

blode

a magical goat found in the Himilayas

While hiking they ran into a pack of blodes.

by Iamamagicalgoat November 6, 2011

Blonde Girl Wasted

To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.

Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.

by blonde girl wasted February 11, 2012

blonde_stares

1. Noun: Blonde_stares, typically found in a yahoo chat room, unreliable, not very trust worthy, easily fooled if you claim your name is diane but are infact a david. 2. Noun: See Fool or Idiot
3. Pronoun: dipshit, wanna-be, loser, fooled very easily

femmdyke_1: no brent I dont have cheri on ignore, its only her new attitude since she got a new mistress that I dont like ;)

by Diane January 31, 2005

blogdec

A cohesive posting to a blog site of exactly 100 words

Blogdecs first appeared on the Web in the mid-naughts as novelties, but gained widespread attention in 2011 when they were established as Standard Communications Rights Units (SCRUs) in the Internet Communications Rights and Privacy Compromise Act. Proposed by President Rodham as a response to the chaos of the Great Society Divide of 2009-2010, it allowed each citizen, whether In or Out, the right to post up to 100 words per day on publicly available blogsites. Entries exceeding that number of words, or exhibiting "irregularities" were rejected. Most postings were exactly 100 words to take full extent of that citizen's rights.

by J C Strider March 25, 2005