dumb blonde

really stupid person that tends to get "around".but they are very sexy!!!!

look at that hott dumb blonde.

by Samiie!!!so!!! June 24, 2007

blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.

Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Blonde

Being blonde can be characterised as being very very stupid. This is funny to see, and to laugh at. Steph is the very definition of blonde, but we love her still

she gets things very very blonde

by Library3 February 11, 2009

The Blonde Mexican

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

by smartobarto March 28, 2008

dark blonde

Goth chick with blonde hair. These are a rarity as goth chicks usually prefer black or strange colors, but occassionally a platinum or pure white blonde goth chick is sighted.

Suzie Q Goth is such a dark blonde in her black cape and lipstick. She's no Marilyn Monroe.

by Elizabeth Purkrabek May 26, 2008

Blonde Girl Wasted

To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.

Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.

by blonde girl wasted February 11, 2012

blogger

1.(derived from weblogger) A person who writes in a series of journal entries on the internet.

2. Someone who has been made so stupid by things such as anime and 133t that they actually think someone wants to read about how they have nothing better than to write about themselves.

Blogger Son of a Bitch:...dude...wanna read my blog?

Normal Guy: I'm strongly considering killing you.

by James "Stardust" Bond May 2, 2005