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Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
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Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached
Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017
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Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish
“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine
by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023
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bleach blonde butch body

"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?
by cogncierge May 18, 2024
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long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face
Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.
by Salty capt. January 26, 2018
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faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.
She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.
by LazyEva January 15, 2018
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