blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

by Yayceee December 21, 2019

Blanket

The ideal thing to use to sleep

im going to go under my blanket and sleep

by THEGUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY October 9, 2022

Blanket Pig

Undercover cop, staying in safety of vehicle.

Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?

Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.

by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010

Dog blanket

A fucking blanket with a dog having sex

Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool

by Thicc nikka April 16, 2019

family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

by family blanket lover April 16, 2020