Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag

Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..

by Randino69 April 26, 2023

Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.

Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.

Blanket diving is the best after chipotle

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

Boston Blanket

A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.

Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.

My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.

by Domitri July 5, 2023

Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

by OGmud July 13, 2023