Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.
"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."
by Torgud January 30, 2020
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inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.
Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket
by Yayceee December 22, 2019
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blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.
Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.
by Vinderex May 21, 2018
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Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
by Kirbey March 29, 2023
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Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.
“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”
by retro boy November 14, 2020
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Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.
by Davey boy 27 May 09, 2023
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Blanket pig

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."
by _pa.r.is_ April 03, 2017
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