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jessie bear

A cute Children's Book and a favorite of Jessie's. It is also a decidely new nickname for Jessie. Thus, Jessie Bear is a Loooovely girl, who is beautiful in everyway. Everyone wants their children to grow up and just like her. She is also amazingly talented and sweet. She is probably one of the most friendly people an earth....scratch that-she IS one of the most friendly people in the world. She is loved by everyone she knows. :)
Jessie Bear is laying in bed with mono.
by Beth D November 10, 2008
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bear soup

A group of big hairy gay men (Bears) enjoying a hot tub together.
The bears were all feeling a bit famished after the gangbang so they all hopped in the jacuzzi for some bear soup.
by Vid Vicious May 13, 2006
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care bear stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006
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bear cruise

A gathering of middle aged, overweight, hairy, gay men on a large boat for many days and nights of drunken orgies. Parents with children do not like the bears as they traipse around the boat in their skimpy bathing suits scaring the small children.
Reggie--Holy shit! It's a bear cruise!

Hot Karl--You can't win em all bud...
by fredward finkel August 17, 2009
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Katy Bear

A girl named Katy who is extremely cute and cuddly, and reminds you of a teddy bear that you just want to squeeze all night long.
I wish my Katy Bear was here, she would make me feel so much better!
by Mr. Bear January 24, 2008
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smokey bear

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.
My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.
by fizzle April 14, 2004
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Epic Beard Man

A heroic viking who was on the verge of Godhood. Thor, fearing being usurped, erased his memories and cast him into the 21st century.

Confused and distraught, EBM had a troubled youth, before he found his calling and went to Nam' to kick Commie ass. He single-handedly pushing back the Tet Offensive and became basis for fictional heroes such as Rambo.

Alas, it was not meant to be, the hippies of the US united against him and he was forced to relinquish his gun and vow to never fight again.

For the next few decades the US continued to deteriorate around him. EBM, being a incarnation of justice, could stand this no longer. A worthless mortal, clearly unaware of the might of the EBM, crossed him, and was promptly obliterated by EBM.

EBM spared that mortal's life and walked off the bus, leaving his groceries behind. Why did he even need groceries? Not once in his life did he ever need to eat, nor has he ever felt thirst, pain or the urge to sleep. EBM has tried his entire life to be a normal man, but he was tired of that facade. He was determined to find out what he truly was. That day, he walked off the bus, a God.

EBM was not the only immortal on the scene. Freyja, watched the event unfold through the eyes of Amber Lamps. Outwardly, her expression never changed, projecting an aura of indifference. Inwardly however, she was aflutter with a myriad of thoughts and emotions. She could not discern what it all truly meant, but one thing was for certain; Thor's days were numbered.
The Epic Beard Man will rise again.
by Acsension March 19, 2010
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