Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011

Bearded thug

A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.

"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"

"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"

by Mr. Dinges August 22, 2012

beard save

The action of liquid falling out of ur mouth and instead of making a mess on ur shirt/pants it sticks to ur beard preventing the mess.

Dude, I do not have to wash my shirt due to that awesome beard save!

by Perseus and Thor September 14, 2013

Bearded Forgie

Euphemism for female genitalia. See bearded clam

That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.

by TheRecorder August 4, 2009

Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008

Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.

Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."

by agentlorneue September 28, 2009

brown beard

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.

The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.

by F Man December 17, 2008