bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Double Backed Snake

Double penetration involving a snake. Pleasure is derived from the snake's flickering tongue and rattle.

"Yo, I heard she did a double backed snake. Son."

by PandaFace April 1, 2007

banked

counted on

"i totally banked on seeing her there, but she wasnt so i didnt get to ask her to prom."

by ryelah121 May 2, 2010

girls basketball

It's when a bunch of pretty attractive looking girls run around in not so hot uniforms and attack each other for a few hours. The ones on the bench flirt at the boys and try to act ghetto.

I watched Lena play girls basketball last night. Meow!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 December 17, 2008

Basket of kittens

Teh best picture in the whole damn world

Last night I can't stop staring at the basket of kittens

by Timecode April 10, 2005

basketball

an awesome sport

by hi May 21, 2003

baked alaska

1. A mound of flavorful iced cream nestled on sponge cake, surrounded by meringue, and baked at 500 degrees farenheit.

Jew hearts making baked alaska.

by baked alaska March 22, 2005