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Bagel Bag

a bag used for sacking jewish individuals when they are being particularly bagel-ish.
My friend and I bagged 13 bagels today.
by Me January 3, 2004
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Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".
This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...
by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011
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Bagel Dog

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.
Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009
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J-bagel

1.One that is of Jewish decent.
2.One that is not of Jewish decent but acts like a Jew by pissing others off, having a large nose, having a Jewish sounding voice, not spending their money, or pinching pennies.
"Hey Troy, stop bein' such a j-bagel and buy your own damn porn! If you want to be a damn penny pincher you should change your name to David Goldensteinlovski!"
by JBors July 15, 2006
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upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.
i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Badgerman

Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
Badgerman and Facist Boy AWAY!!!
by Queen Latifah of Hiphoppy land November 25, 2004
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Baber

by x3medude October 12, 2010
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