Ass heaves

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010

pothole ass

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.

"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"

by Jor-dan po tate O May 8, 2010

ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

ass ghost

The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.

You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?

Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.

by sam skrambel April 30, 2009

Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain December 19, 2007