April 17

April 17
National hickey day 😉

April 17
National hickey day is when you leave or give a special mark to your crush or someone special to you😏 have fun😉

by 😉😏 April 16, 2019

April Ethereal

1. When you're stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her April Ethereal. Bonus points if you're the dead husband.

2. Your first ejaculation in the month of April is your April Ethereal.

1. John couldn't get over Victoria's astonished look when he revealed himself to her.

2. Danny had his April Ethereal on the very first day of the month.

by Adagio November 21, 2010

april 22

National fuck all pricks day. Not fuc👌🏻k 👈🏻, fuck as in🖕🏻Fuck you.

It’s April 22, national fuck all pricks day.

by Hi, I’m not a prick May 29, 2018

April 16

Kiss anybody day just go in

I’m finna Kiss her on April 16

by Yo average freak April 15, 2019

April 3

Only the cool ricest people we’re born on this day. If you we’re born on April 3 you are really funny and kind. You are also a really freaking talented. You can sing and play percussion pretty guccitastically. You are extremely good at coming up with puns. They always make you LOL laugh out loud. They always look out for your best interest, they tell you that you shouldn’t do dumb parkour or play with scissors. Also if your born on this day you are officially the best girlfriend. It even says it on your birth certificate! 🎴🎴🎴lol
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Sarah: Did you hear Ava is born on April 3?
Anita: Know way! That’s the cool ricest birthday!

by Flower_Playing_Card December 13, 2019

April

April is that outgoing girl at sight. She likes to take care of others before herself and will sacrifice her happiness for you. She's a very loyal friend and lover. She doesn't really open her true self to other people unless she has trust with those people. She never thinks highly of herself and will never say things like "Oh I am pretty" because she thinks the opposite. She will smile and laugh at your jokes but when she gets home her smile fades. She doesn't like burdening her problems on other people so she sometimes hides her true feelings. She's a really nice person to have around

"is that April?"
-someone
"Yeah she's the caring one"
-student

by TheUnknownGirlHere March 8, 2020

April 23

National Paul has to send nudes day

person: aye paul take out the dick and snap me a pic
paul: hell nah bro i’m not gonna do that
person: you have no choice it’s april 23rd

by big pp hours April 21, 2020