Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.

My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night

by Rob_uk April 28, 2006

Bum Doo Bum Doowa

Bum Doo Bum Bum Doowa Bum Doo Bum Doowa.
Song In My Singing Monsters Plant Island.

Hey Guys You Guys Heard That Song That Goes, Bum Doo Bum Doowa

by ThisIsTheBearerOfWords December 16, 2022

Lambrini Bum

Pissing out of your arse the morning after consuming lambrini!!!

"i've got really bad lambrini bum this morning!"

by Neil30 February 18, 2007

spunky bum

An endearing term used for a girl with a butt so attractive you could jizz all over it...

'Hey spunky bum, you're Iookin hot tonight'...

by sss1600 March 6, 2015

Student bum

Typically a university student who doesn't do any work, generally refusing to pay anything for anything. Including haircuts. Often take naps during the day.

"Get up you student bum!"

by Student bum from preston May 13, 2005

Egg In A Bum

similar egg in a nest and egg in a bun but the said person has homosexual tendencies

cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 3, 2007

bum squat

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...

Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.

by BS Fatonovich July 13, 2006