smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.

Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.

by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007

Papa bear

The person who I play as in the school play

Yo papa bear u are the goatfather

by JoshbigGaeWhoStealMyGirl June 16, 2019

A Bungle Bear

A hairy hipster who constantly bungles things up.

A bungle Bear - Zippy: Oh no what’s uncle bungle done now?

Geoffrey: What, apart from being unbearably hairy

Zippy: What! unhairaly Beary?

George: Too much, too bear

by Five_oh August 9, 2019

Bear stub

When somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
It's not long enough to be called a pony tail... it looks more like a bear stub.

"Hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it."

"Oh.. yeah, I can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail."

by forcefate February 7, 2010

choc bear

A white female who has sex with a black male who then gets a tatto 'choc bear' on her inner thigh.

"Hey Sheila, did you get a choc bear last night?"

by jeff_123 September 13, 2016

Ronny Bear

Getting your ass jerked off by a stripper at the pleasure dome

The bachelor received the best Ronny Bear of his life

by Showmeyourpoopchute August 29, 2017

ushanka bear

the highest class of bear that chases its prey.it normally hunts armless children and consume ligma plant.
it live in shreks swamp, northen russia and uganda

Persom: yo you heard what happend to jet
other person:nah i was getting high with ushanka bear

by sexy ligma faggot November 11, 2018