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Cupcake

A team or individual who though allowed to play is terrible, bite-sized, and enjoyable to consume on your way to the next opponent.

A schedule full of cupcakes would provide that your teams record is fattened by winning over undeserving opponents.
Yeah they made the playoffs, but they only have enough wins because they played cupcake opponents.

Is the season over? It might as well be since we only have two cupcakes left on the schedule.
by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 1, 2019
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Vanilla Cupcake

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly
A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.
by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018
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cupcake cut

Teacher: damn i cupcake cut you
by bentcharger June 16, 2018
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Filthy cupcake

When you make sweet love to a girls asshole and cum inside her, she then farts ever so slightly after you pull out. leaving a frosted cum cupcake sitting on her bootyhole.
I was fucking Sara so hard in the ass I came inside, then when I pulled out she farted cum out and it lay there on top of her asshole like a filthy cupcake.
by Grumpy blumpkin June 20, 2018
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human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone
“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”
by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018
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Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.
Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.
by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018
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