mud wolf

THE MUD WOLF IS A MESSY SEX POSITION, WHERE YOU STAB A GIRL IN THE ASS AFTER A LONG NASTY SHIT, BUT YOU MUST HOWL LIKE A WOLF WHEN YOU GET OFF, MUST BE PERFORMED ON A FULL MOON

GIRL YOUR GOING TO GET MUD WOLFED TONIGHT

by stick it then lick it June 22, 2016

Iron Wolf

when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac

after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night

by imthedentist February 19, 2017

curage wolf

a curage wolf is when one of your parents walks in on you (male or female) master baiting and you stare them right in the eye and finish jacking off

dude my mom walked in on my beatin my meat and i totally curage wolfed her

by perverted high schooler August 5, 2012

wolf piss

Urine with an odor so strong you could mark your territory with it like wolves do.

"Jeez dude, it smells like a stadium bathroom at halftime in here."

"Yeah, I just took a total wolf piss."

by bazuemague February 14, 2013

Tired wolf

Your parents and elders under 65 always loving always stressed

What colour is that tired wolfs hair?

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

cried wolf

Cried wolf is an expression that people use to when someone calls for help when it is not needed and will affect the people to believe that person when they really needed help.

Carrie: mom, I think that I don't belong here in this world and I want to kill myself

Mom: Sweetie, you've said this before and it never happened.

3 weeks later

*Carrie slit her wrists and bled to death in a bathtub.

Mom: I can't believed she killed herself, I should've listened to her, I should've got her helpcried after she cried wolf.

by Expressionist1225 August 10, 2017

The Wise Wolf

The Wise Wolf (noun):
Literally Holo from Spice and Wolf.
The best anime ever.
If you want a taste of this anime watch: “Spice and Wolf Opening In HD” on YouTube

The Wise Wolf and Lawrence are a happy couple.

by Saratosia February 1, 2021