wolfed

v., wolfed, wolfing. 1. to be up a creek without a paddle. 2. to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it all away. 3. to get screwed over more than anyone, yet not get screwed.

I'm a 3rd year ranger; I have to be selected for Rayado. What, Buddy Jones? Wolfed again!

by wolfman86 January 26, 2009

wolfed

to eat a pack of goldfish within 10 minutes

Dang girl, you wolfed that pack down. Daaaaang!

by PB Andjay July 17, 2006

wolfed

The state of having loose hairs and hair clippings on your body after a haircut, creating the illusion of you being hairy like a wolf/werewolf.

Guy with fresh haircut: Yo, how am I lookin'?
Barber: I didn't get a chance to clean your shoulders, so, aside from having boss hair, you're wolfed as hell man.

by poopscadoopstrikesagain August 1, 2023

wolfed

1. receiving oral sex from married man.

2. making bad call,or choice as umpire look up jim wolfe mlb umpire

1"All I could see was his eyes looking up at me while he wolfed me."
2 " I was safe, you friggin wolfed me"

by mrs. wolfe August 7, 2013

wolfed

(past tense) the act of absolutely destroying something

I now need to take 5 doses of steroids and antibiotics per day after that trip.... I got wolfed

by ASBer April 5, 2011

Wolfed

To lag during an F13 game to the point you either Betray others via Car or Gunpoint, or to be kicked from game.

"Did your game Wolfed out?"

by PChamileon December 20, 2017

Wolfed

To lag so badly during a round of Friday The 13th The Game to the point you betray someone via Gun or Car

"I guess your game wolfed, huh?"

by PChamileon December 20, 2017