Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!

I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.

by kylo nipples February 8, 2007

Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

by H:moon April 4, 2015

piss in the wind

An alternative way to sing the Bob Seeger song "Against the Wind", especially if it's 3:00 a.m., and you're drunk.

Piss in the wind, keep pissing into the wind.

by MRT3 July 2, 2009

Swift Wind

A post-coital vaginal emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning canal, causing the woman's engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet.

Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".

"Would you ever close your vadge. Don't be blastin my new chaise longue with your Swift Wind you dirty bucket"

by Analytical_Capabilities November 22, 2011

piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.

Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.

by Horace Hornblower August 25, 2008

Windigo

This is a creature that lives in the northern forests. They feast of humans flesh and Has really strong skin that could even stop bullest you can burn the skin with fire or a flamethrower. If you know predator they have sight like that they can see humans if you move. They have a trex sense if you don’t move it won’t see you but I don’t recommend doing that if you encounter one of those only if that’s your only choice. These creatures can mimic the it victims scream to attract there next victim. And apparently these creatures can turn humans to the Windigo. Hope this information helped if you encounter these creatures. The main parts the creature that it will aim for is the head to mimic there scream and possibly there voice. If you want to know anything try to reach me. These creatures also can control your mind.

Windigo are Loud screamers to if you hear a high pitch scream try to run. If you see it stand still. Note: these creatures are Very fast
Feel free to google this creature

by John2772717771 March 21, 2019

Wind Sock Allegiance

Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.

The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.

by Mtxo October 28, 2007