H To The Izzo

When somebody gargles Preparation H and then licks someone’s butthole with hemorrhoids.

“Dude, my hemorrhoids are flaring up again. I might need an H To The Izzo.”

by ajwa95 November 13, 2022

Being h

Being H means to be horny, particularly it’s a hidden way to say it to maybe avoid mature people to understand

Alex: have you seen Sarah last night?
Luca: ye dude, she was so H

Nicole: hey Michaela why are you being H today?
Michaela: who me???

by Yo.Its.Fra January 19, 2022

Tyler H

Gay

Tyler H is gay

by ultra_volty April 27, 2020

5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 29, 2023

Michael H

“Life is too short and time is too fast”

Get that girl bro life is too short and time is too fast. YOLO
Michael H- live your life

by Living like mike August 29, 2022

toffe h

I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.

I like turtles and toffe h

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

H-Haunted

Hans follows you everywhere.
He haunts you

h-haunted by a rare guy

by Joonyisverycewl March 31, 2009