by Cyborg509 March 3, 2008
Get the P90 of the Whalemug. The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.
origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.
origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.
Carlos whale-chomped himself.
by Miles May 19, 2004
Get the Whale-Chompmug. Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
Get the Beached whalemug. A sex pose in which, you stab your eract penis into your female's nostril, keeping it there untill her face turns blue, then you pull it out and watch the flow of liquid from the nostril, just like a whale.
by a Marine biologist January 11, 2012
Get the Blue whalemug. The act of Hunting Down "whales" at parties and social gatherings. singling out, and taking down unwanted whales in social settings. Most effective when making eye contact.
Whale Hunting
"this party is pretty awesome bro"
"yeah it is! (fatties walk in)
"shit, we've got a whale pod in here"
" MAN THE HARPOONS!!"
"take em down, BOOM BOOM BOOM"
"HARPOONED!"
(girls leave unhappily)
"Nice whale hunting bro)
"this party is pretty awesome bro"
"yeah it is! (fatties walk in)
"shit, we've got a whale pod in here"
" MAN THE HARPOONS!!"
"take em down, BOOM BOOM BOOM"
"HARPOONED!"
(girls leave unhappily)
"Nice whale hunting bro)
by RRonn March 14, 2011
Get the Whale Huntingmug. by i own plx April 11, 2008
Get the sand whalemug. by TheRealTHCdaddyO December 7, 2018
Get the Whale pussymug.