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Rusty Wallace

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.

Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.

We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
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Joshua Wallace

Joshua Wallace has the longest dick
by Williammmm6998 September 3, 2022
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Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'
by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022
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Judy Wallace

She’s about to Judy Wallace her ass.

I can believe that lady is carrying 30 pickup trucks while in one hand a baby on her hip and a phone in the other, so Judy Wallace.
by BubblegumBOY April 1, 2023
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kaileb wallace

Kaileb is the most beautiful man ever and attracts all the blondes
girl”omg kaileb you are so fit”
kaileb wallace “yea ik”
by auuain April 9, 2023
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Rusty Wallace

When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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Dirty Wallace

When you’re having sex with a woman and she fingers your ass which then causes you to explosively eject shit all over her face.
I can’t believe my girlfriend gave me a Dirty Wallace.”
by OsWldio September 6, 2023
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