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The act of giving oral pleasure to one's weenis (the skin of one's elbow).

Sam: you heard of wellatio? it's all the rage in Japan!

Daniel: Hells yah, it makes this awesome raspberry sound on my weenis!

Sam: Yeah I highly recommend it to anybody who wants to experience hightened sexual pleasure and TOTAL SOCIAL AWESOMENESS FOR DOING THIS ABSOLUTELY ORIGNAL THING.

DANIEL: GIVE ME WELLATIO RIGHT NOW!

SAM: YES YES!

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wellatio by JOANEY September 15, 2008

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wellatio

The act of giving oral pleasure to one's weenis (the skin of one's elbow).

wellatio by JOANEY September 14, 2008

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