upside down Woopsie Wazey

When you are getting a hand job and the person has their hand upside down with her pinky up.

I was laying in my bed and Amanda was giving me an upside down woopsie wazey.

by Bigbagger1231 August 19, 2023

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

by B Tsunami December 31, 2025

Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025