Worky Boy Smile

The act of performing a queer fake grin to give the illusion of enjoying a job or career when in fact you hate the shit out of it. It is usually spotted as it is ingenuine and manufactured. You will also realize a worky boy smile when it looks as if someone just took a huge shart in their pants and they realized they are going to have to sit in it the rest of the day at their desk with the possibility of their co-workers discovering they shit themselves like a little baby.
Guy 1: Man I am having a great life. (worky boy smile)

Guy 2: Yeah it really looks as if you are enjoying your new job.

Guy 2: Turns to whisper to his friend in the next cubicle – Man that guy looks fucking miserable and like he just sharted all over himself. By the way do you smell that?
by Smusher March 15, 2010
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ronald mcdonald smile

when preforming oral sexon a female that is on her period your face ends up looking like ronald mcdonald's big red smile.
I went down on my old lady when the bloody buddie was in town, and came up looking like i had a Ronald McDonald smile..
by bones6266 September 29, 2006
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smiling asshole

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)
The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.
by unknown asshole7777 February 08, 2010
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heid smile

When a person smiles without showing any teeth and their mouth is the only part of their face that moves. Their eyebrows, forehead, and everything else from the nose up remains completely motionless. Also, they tend to tilt their head in a downward motion while smiling creating a very evil look that lets the receiver know the true satanic intentions of the person with the "heid smile."

This smile is only given when one takes pleasure in knowing pain/suffering is in another person's future.

People that give the "heid smile" tend to laugh at other peoples pain and are unmoved by tears.
My teacher gave me a heid smile while she handed me my failing report card.

Billy gave Timmy a heid smile as he put laxatives in his fruit punch.
by sparkle65 June 14, 2011
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one eyed smile

did you give her the one eyed smile last night?
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smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...
girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!
by BooYaJared September 23, 2008
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smile empty soul

the above person who posted that defintion needs to be shot.

he obviously does not like music and hates his life and blames people who make a good point in their music.
your way and bottom of a bottle are kickass songs.
by Pots and Pans November 22, 2004
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